Month: April 2016
I was on holiday once and I met a Galway girl. But her teeth were black, and her breath was blue! I didn’t write a song about her.
Random Quote of the Day!
“I gave a starving African child five dollars the other day. He looked so happy I just had to deduct it from my tax bill.” Bono – 2015
I was talking to an American friend the other day about the upcoming election. Her: ‘Hillary is really un-American, and that’s the worst thing you can ever say